Who says DRM is difficult to understand?

The BBC has released this helpful infographic to let everyone out there know that DRM isn’t just simple — it’s fun! Of course, you’d have to be a goddamn PhD of doublespeak to make any sense of it, but who isn’t these days?

Honestly, if it’s this complicated, you’re doing it wrong. And the fun part is, none of this will affect real pirates. If I want to download a copy of an HD BBC show, it’s the work of five minutes. But customers in the UK will have to keep a printout of what they’re allowed to do with content they paid for.